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Monday, August 20, 2007

Why gays shouldn't serve in the military...

Argh. I just saw my once-obese, once-trashy- still trashy! -numero uno enemy on the glossy pages of a teen magazine, and that just ruined my day. Pfft. She has this thing for fake Louis Vuitton purses- and, omg, don't I sound so hateful? Eep!

Funniest ever!
Why gays shouldn't serve in the U.S. Military. (They're too precious!)

'Gays Too Precious To Risk In Combat,' Says General

Update: Russia's resurgent military. Putin is trying to put on a good show. Who on earth is he trying to threaten with his old war weapons? Also, after "buzzing" British and U.S. military bases, the almighty Russian military flexed its muscle over the Norwegian Sea. If Russia is trying to threaten somebody, it doesn't seem to be working.

In Washington, a State Department spokesman said the U.S. was not troubled by the Russian decision.

“We certainly are not in the kind of posture we were with what used to be the Soviet Union,” said the spokesman, Sean McCormack. “It's a different era. If Russia feels as though they want to take some of these old aircraft out of mothballs and get them flying again, that's their decision.”


Mister Ghost said...

Hi Danielle,
You're teasing us with the
description of your trashy enemy
and not providing a photo of her.

The Russians unfortunately are arming every third world despot in the Middle East from the Iranians to the Syrians.

Sweetface24 said...

Hahaha yeah I'd totally scan it except EWW. I still have a FUGLY photo of her with her fat tummy hanging out but that'd be so mean if posted it on a public website. As for the Russians, I didn't know they were arming everybody. That's really sad, but their weapons aren't that awesome, right?