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Thursday, August 30, 2007

FASHION: THINspiration?

Like all vain- uh, insecure -girls my age, I count my calories and eat all sorts of veggies and consume fruit-flavored drinks with zero grams of fat and I also hold my handbag a certain way so my arms look thinner and I wear oversize bangles so my wrist looks skinnier and I make sure the pretty shoes on my feet do not make my ankles look fat 'cause I totally don't want to look like a cow like omgggggggzzzzzlolteehee!

But this photo of Keira Knightly- Knightley? -makes me want supersize myself with two dozen cheeseburgers and five hundred pounds of greasy fries!

Gnarly. I still love her, though.