FASHION: KATE MIDDLETON

I hate her. And if I hadn't fallen madly in love with her ex, Prince William, and spent my tweenage years drooling over the future King of England, I would never have even heard of her ... But I've been picking on the snotty Princess Di-wannabe since last year so might as well keep it up. Yes, I'm jealous that I will never be Queen of England!! But anyway, if you want to copy Kate Middleton's boring style, take some of my suggestions (which aren't as boring as Kate's! Tee-hee!):

Save Kate!

 
 

 
 

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